The Kind Of Pet That's Fun for The Whole Family

Apparently crazy southerner Britney Spears is making her husband Kevin Federline, aka "K-Fed" (genius nickname, probably took a super long time coming up with it) give up his pet sharks.

Yup, Sharks.

She thinks it will be dangerous to have sharks and kids in the same house. I personally think that having a dad who wants pet sharks is dangerous enough, and actually having the sharks might actually improve their situation. Cuase, you know, there's a chance Britney or Kevin could fall in.