Monday, August 07, 2006

Open Letter To The Sun

Dear Sun,

While I enjoy the fact that you warm the earth, give us light, and prevent us all from dying a horrible cold death, I would appreciate it if you could scale back the whole UV thing a little bit.

--Well Wisher

Yup, I'm sunburned. Not like pink, oh it will be tan next week sunburn. It's the 7 layers deep actually making me physically ill sunburn. Its worse then a bad hangover. My feet are burned, so it hurts to wear shoes. Of course my face isn't bad, so no one believes me. I swear its bad. I need to lie down, with a drink, a verrrrry stiff drink.


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